I ordered a book off the internet yesterday (from netbooks.co.za - a website designed to burn the eyes of anyone who's ever designed a website) and just received the cutest confirmation e-mail. It reads as follows:
"Thank you for ordering from Netbooks!
Your goods have been carefully removed from the shelf with white gloves and slowly unwrapped from their silk cover so that the shock of bright light does not stun them. Thereafter they have been gently wrapped in plastic and lightly heated, before being blessed on their journey by our resident Swami. Thereafter they were securely wrapped in the finest recycled cardboard to prevent any damage, and decorated with your Name. A specially padded truck has taken your parcel to the local Post Office, where the staff will stomp on it and play soccer with it. However, since it is so well packed, this will not matter."
I'll probably post about the book when it arrives. I love mail!
